there's paper in my vomit.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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