I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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