i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I have post one night stand depression
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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