Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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