id be glad to
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Never underestimate the power of titties
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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