you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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