if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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