garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Randomize
