They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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