That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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