i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
