Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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