i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
and eventually we just all took our pants off
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
