Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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