I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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