Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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