i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
The air taste purple.
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