don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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