I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I am available for nakedness
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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