My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
