yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
organizing the empties. That sober.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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