there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
