oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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