Whod you bang
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
50% drunk capacity currently
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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