try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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