Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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