I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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