physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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