matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
we're so committed to being not committed
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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