I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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