these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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