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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.

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(443): View more from Maryland

its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike

(303): View more from Colorado

you still have morals?

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Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole

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(714): View more from California

that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?

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Vomiting outside the employee entrance

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(818): View more from California

She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.

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(904): View more from Florida

Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.

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