someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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