But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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