Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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