Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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