my room smells like sperm. sweet.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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