you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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I need you to use more vowels.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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