thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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