Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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