If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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