school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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