More tranny stories later!
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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