Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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