I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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