Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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