wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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