Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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