Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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