So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
