This beer is not sobering me up at all
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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