after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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